My party trick. I guess this is what most people will know me for if they have seen any of my shows or films. I started fisting at 18, and by the time i was 20 i could fist myself. How i hear you say?. Well when i was a student i lived in a group house in south London, Crystal Palace. Anyone who lives outside zone 3 in London will know how hard it can be to get people out of zone 2 at 2am in the morning. So after being let down, and sick of trying to persuade someone over i thought, right lets do it myself. After about and hour or so of rolling around on my bed getting all frustrated and worn out i hit on the idea that i needed something hard to push my elbow against. Into the shower i went, having the only en suite in the house helped allot with disturbances. knowing that i would not be bother i went at it, resting my elbow on the tiles, getting the right angle and pop in it went. The rest is a blur but it do know that i ended up splashing the shower basin with a hot stream of cum after an hour of hole exploration.
I have never looked back.
I now live in Stockwell which is much more travel friendly at 2am so i just self-fist on special occasions like Christmas, Easter or weddings.
No really, i cant get my hand out most of the time, i would do it in tescos again if i was allowed back. I don't think that old woman will ever look at a cucumber in the same light and i wont forget her saying,
"Thats and odd way of checking its ripeness."
For any hints and tips on how to get your self-fisting action going don't hesitate in contacting me for any advice i can give.
ENJOY
XXX ASHLEY RYDER