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Sunday, 10 July 2011

Saturday, 28 May 2011

IM PERFORMING IN MANCHESTER THIS BANK HOLIDAY

 I WILL BE DOING A STRIP TO ONE OF WILL N RICK SONGS AS THEY PLAY LIVE

The second installment of Northern Lights presents David Hoyle's
Beachy Head, a cabaret-style take on the British seaside starring
Blackpool's finest David Hoyle, oiled wrestling with Ashley Ryder,
Will N Rick on ukulele & theremin, The Mermaid of Manchester, fire
eating Hula Hooper's

So bring your buckets and spades and come and build sandcastles, get
your palm read, feast at the Beachy Head Bar-B-Q or sunbathe on deck
chairs in the glorious PlattFields Chapel, Plattfields Park, Rusholme.

Bank holiday Sunday 29 May
£6 adv
Platt Chapel
Plattfields Park
186 Wilmslow Road
Manchester
M14 6JA

Tickets:
http://www.wegottickets.com/event/119389

Monday, 2 May 2011

STRIP ACADEMY gets hot and sweaty!!!!


This Tuesday get down to strip academy and relax after a long bank Holiday weekend. Grab a towel and chill out as the guys strip down for you!

STRIP ACADEMY THIS WEEK IS CO PRESENTED BY 
LOCKER ROOM SAUNA IN KENNINGTON 

Think you can put the TEASE back into stripTEASE then get yourself down to the EAGLE LONDON on TUESDAY 3rd MAY and you could be walking away with £100 plus a place in the END OF TERM GRADUATION STRIP for a chance to win £500 plus a massive load of other prizes. 

£3 entry after 10pm and free before or free all night for NUS HOLDERS
AND FOR THIS WEEK ONLY COME WEARING A TOWEL AND ITS ALSO FREE ENTRY AS WELL

Sunday, 10 April 2011

THE NEW IKEA STORAGE SYSTEM

the new storage system from IKEA comes in dungeon black or a padded cell white, soon to come in a snake skin effect.
 
I need to get me one of these although maybe not in the living room next to the welsh dresser. I might see if they can make one for the stairs then when im taking a top to my room he can pick one on the way up.

CLUB FLESH

Come see me and the other hot guys perform for you at CLUB FLESH in Antwerp on SAT 16TH APRIL
SEE YOU THERE

http://www.redandblue.be/

XXX ASHLEY RYDER

Saturday, 9 April 2011

Book Your Tickets Now

David Hoyle my uncle in the film UNCLE DAVID is taking on the Soho theater for a while in august. For anyone who hasn't been to see David i advice you to get tickets coz you ain't seen anything like this before. For those that have i tell you now to get tickets as you will be well aware how quick his nights sell out.
 
Soho Theatre presents
david hoyle
Unplugged
6 - 20 August 2011
The legendary David Hoyle, anti-drag queen and controversial performance artiste with a lacerating social commentary, is bringing us something entirely new. Unplugged is David’s first fully musical show, singing some of his favourite, and some original songs.  This is David as you’ve never seen him before.

'The outstanding figure of London's current cabaret scene... scandalisingly entertaining' 

Time Out 

'Quite the scariest, funniest, smartest, truest, noblest thing you can see'

The Guardian

'A GENIUS'

Time Out

PRODUCT TESTED : Gloves

With fisting being my party trick and a life long obsession i want to make sure that all the new kids out there are doing it safe and still keeping it fun.
 
HepC in rising at an alarming rate with more and more people getting infected. One of the ways you can catch HepC is through fisting. HepC is carried in the blood so wearing gloves will greatly reduce the chance of the tops nails getting in contact with the linings of your ass and causing tears or damage which could make you bleed. Even with gloves make sure the top has cut his nail supper short, get out a nail file to make sure there are no sharp edges because you really don't want the gloves to split inside your ass as well . Also be careful of sharing lube if your in a  flip flop, group session, or just round another fuck buddies house make sure you have taken your own lube in a clean bottle and keep it just for your own use during play, as i was recently told that the HepC virus can live up to 30 DAYS in a dead blood cell SCARY right. THINK if the top or bottom gets out a crusty looking bottle or even a clean one ask him when was the lube made. I would just not use it FULL STOP. For the top there is less risk if you have a glove on, as it will cover up any cuts or scratches you may have on your hands but for the bottom if your using someone else's lube you don't know who has used it before you. small amounts of blood could be in the lube from a previous play session and if that comes in contact with you then you increase the risk of you getting infected.
OK so i have used many gloves in my time but these are the ones I'm sticking with. Powder free so it wont cause irritation and supper smooth. That are a little thicker than the cheep ones you buy in the  pharmacy but i have asked the tops i have played with and they said they could still feel my ass through them.  As for giving a smoother surface i found these great as they help reduce friction which reduced the change of any damage happening to my ass.

My advice guys is simple if your going to get fisted or fist someone remember;
  1. CUT YOUR NAILS.
  2. WEAR A GLOVE.
  3. BRING YOUR OWN LUBE or MAKE SURE ITS FRESH LUBE in a CLEAN CONTAINER (a sports bottle is good if you use lubes like Jlube)
  4. NEVER SHARE LUBE
  5. AND IF YOUR IN A GROUP (lucky you) GET THE TOP TO CHANGE GLOVES BETWEEN EACH PERSON HES FISTING. And WASH HIS HANDS AND FORE ARMS.
I know its a bit of a pain in the ass but not as bad as the 6month min treatment to clear HEPC is.

GUYS PLAY SAFELY AND RESPONSIBLY.
If you want to buy these gloves

XXX ASHLEY RYDER

Friday, 8 April 2011

GRAPPLE101 on tour

A few weekends back we were asked by the organisers of BACKING THE BID for the 2018 GAY GAMES to join in with their club night WELL FIT. The venue was union in Vauxhall and the crowd built up to a mass of sports teams and fitness fanatics. With Jack Chang on the decks it couldn't be better
I spent most of the night getting people to try out the mats like i do on my regular Wednesday GRAPPLE101 nights at the eagle. Shoulder pinning just a simple exercise but fun to do when you dont know wrestling moves. The crowd loved it but maybe not a much as i did.











IF YOU WANT GRAPPLE101 to come to a town near you then get in contact.  if you own a venue outside of london great or if you want it to bring a bit of difference to your party then drop me a message

XXX ASHLEY RYDER

Thursday, 7 April 2011

LEATHER BOY


MUTO Manifesto — VOLUME 1 / JUVENILE ARDEUR
Sometimes you come across things that are of a pure genius. I love this mag and if the first issue is anything to go by then the rest will be fucking outstanding. The use of the boyult. the boy man is perfect and to give it that Tom of Finland style with a vintage porn feel just ticks all the right boxes for me. The kid is hot and the pics are hotter.
Will keep you posted when the next issue is out.
ENJOY
XXX ASHLEY RYDER
Open publication - Free publishing - More ardeur

SOS SATURDAY

Last Sat night i did a show at SOS in east london for MR JIM WARBOY and i got to share a dressing room with the amazing SCOTTEE SCOTTEE heres a few behind the scenes pics and i will post the ones of the show asap xxx

XXX ASHLEY RYDER

Thanks for the comments cheers guys love ya ASH

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Wednesday, 6 April 2011

Hrvoje Majer Paintings

I recently had the pleasure of meeting Hrvoje a gardener from Croatia now living in London. He paints in his studio in London and showed me a few pieces of his work. There is a real stillness with his work and a sense of close intimacy that you feel toward not only for the people portrayed in the portraits but in the landscape scenes also. He sells some of his work out of a gallery in covent garden but can be contacted via his website.


to see more of his work follow this link
http://www.hrvojemajer.co.uk/

XXX ASHLEY RYDER

FLUFFER NUTTER

Last night at Strip Academy I offered my services to a shy stripper who needed a bit of lets say bigging up. but alas even with the added encouragement we still didn't get to see the goods and i ended up with a mouth full of baby oil which isn't the first time that has happened. Chrissy Darling even ran over to make sure i was doing it properly love you MISS D love to love you baby
Thanks to everyone that came last night and a huge 12inch thanks to the judges who were on top form they were the AMAZING
JONNY WOO
And the SEXY 
CHRISSY DARLING
Come down to strip academy next week for another amazing night of men and the judges.

XXX ASHLEY RYDER

PRODUCT TESTED


Ok as you know I like to bring you what's hot and what's even hotter in the world of PLAY. Well for those of you out there that like a bit of a rush I have found you a great aroma that; 
·                     1 doesn't give you a headache. And
·                     2 makes your ass open up as if it was always meant to be 3 foot wide. 
For those of you that are into ass play and fisting then this is the one I recommend. They are an extra strong formula and come in a large 25ml bottle.
Get down to MASTER U in Vauxhall today or simply order online. The weekend is nearly here so if you order today I'm sure you will get them before your play session on Saturday kicks in.

 FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW TO ORDER ONLINE.
http://www.master-u.co.uk/store/aromas/144-aromas-master-u-MK-MU.html

XXX ASHLEY RYDER

Tuesday, 5 April 2011

Last weeks STRIP ACADEMY

What a week last week was we had 3 amazing judges. DJ JACK CHANG international DJ who i have had the pleasure of performing in front of at a few of the fetish party's hes dj across the world and GERRY STERGIOPOULOS (former bigbrother contestnat) but has now released a book "My dating book: “Treat them mean, Keep them Keen” by Random house publishers" which i hear is doing really really well.
with 3 contestants the night went down well and with ROB walking away with the big £100 after his towel trick that wowed the audience.
Come join us tonight for another STRIP ACADEMY








If you need fluffing like one or two did last week my lips will be on hand again tonight

XXX ASHLEY RYDER

Saturday, 2 April 2011

COME SEE ME TONIGHT AT SOS

QED IS TOMORROW FROM 2pm till 5pm

dont forget to get your place sorted for my lifedrawing class tomorrow there are a few spaces left so let us know if you want to come asap.
hope to see you there this one is going to be a rock hard animal horny one.
QED- http://www.masteru.com/qed/
XXX ASHLEY RYDER

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

LETS GET NAKED!

Do you think you could wow the crowd and put the TEASE back into STRIPTEASE and walk away with £100 in cash if so then get yourself down and enter only 5 places each week. (YOU CAN BRING YOUR OWN MUSIC IF YOU WANT) 
STRIP ACADEMY WEEK 4 
 
LOTS OF GOOD POINTERS.
XXX ASHLEY RYDER

Monday, 21 March 2011

CALLING ALL MALES

CALLING ALL MALE TOPS 
  I'm looking for a model to model with me sexually for the next QED session you will be wearing animal masks and sports socks anyone interested the date we need you is the 3rd April
GET IN CONTACT if your interested.


XXX ASHLEY RYDER

Slow Reese Rideout



FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!!!
xxx ASHLEY RYDER

Saturday, 19 March 2011

MODERN DAY GODS

If you looking for a place where you can view all the gods of today look no further than here. Take a look at HOMBRES GATE on Tumblr Its a modern day Olympus.

HARD LOVE : BOYS ON FILM VOL 1

A while back when i was an exclusive for EuroCreme i worded a lot with director Maxwell B or Max Barber as some may know him. One of the project he had me working on was a short film called VGL HUNG. The film is about a guy who cant find love and comes across a website that changes him into people he thinks he wants to be. Changing allows him to be in situations that normally he wouldn't get a chance to be in but as he finds out the grass is not always as green on the other side as it looks from across the fence.
You can check out the full film online here FULL VIDEO
Or if you want to grab a copy and see the other cool short films on the compilation you can grab a copy from Amazon or Play.com. Its on a compilation DVD called BOYS ON FILM VOL 1; HARD LOVE.




 XXX ASHLEY RYDER